COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige is an eleventy-billion-trillion year old thetan. However, his meat body in this lifetime here on Teegeeack turned 65 years old today.

L. Ron Hubbard opened a Portal from Hell and it was not to wish COB a happy birthday.

Rather, LRH is pissed that the long-promised and long-awaited L. Ron Hubbard Hall in Downtown Clearwater has not been built and opened. Indeed, ground has not even been broken despite the tens of billions of dollars that have been raised.

LRH warned Mr. Miscavige that an especially hot and dangerous volcano awaits him in Hell if the L. Ron Hubbard Hall is not completed NOW!

“David has made Scientology all about him,” LRH told Ken Delusion, the only truly faithful member of Scientology. “However, Scientology has always been all about me as I am Source.”

“David has hobby-horsed on his goddamned useless and empty Ideal Orgs since 2002 and I am sick and tired of it! I want my Hall in Clearwater now!

“David Miscavige has been warned!” growled LRH from Hell.