Scientology religious leader David Miscavige is furious after not receiving a pardon during the Biden-Trump Pardon Parade of January 20, 2024.

“As the world’s preeminent religious leader, Mr. Miscavige is even more entitled to a pardon for his many crimes than the 2.5 million criminals that were pardoned by Presidents Biden and Trump,” declared Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion.

“Sea Org Fleet Admiral Miscavige charges religious bigotry and will be suing the United States for $500 billion and a demand for a full pardon for all crimes he has committed in all his lifetimes since the beginning of time 4 quadrillion years ago.”