Spacelord Xenu, the Supreme Ruler of all Galaxies in this sector of the universe, announced today that he has retired his obsolete fleet of DC-8 spaceplanes and has replaced them with a sleek new fleet of luxury spaceplanes.

The new spaceplanes were christened with the name Xixty-Sike Spaceliners.

Unlike the old DC-8 spaceplanes which did not have jet engines, the new Xixty-Sike Spaceliners are equipped with jet engines which will allow them to cruise in the Earth’s stratosphere and spray billions of tons of chemtrails and NWO-approved Big Pharma drugs over vast populations each and every day.

The new Xixty-Sike Spaceliners feature glass cockpits and a full suite of sensors and implanting devices seamlessly integrated into their unique tritium-titanium airframes.

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The Xixty-Sike Spaceliners are not manufactured by Boeing. Fleet operators can therefore rest assured that these vehicles are safe for use in conducting both deep space and atmospheric Spacelord types of fuckery.