The field considered him a steaming pile of squirrel tech.

And he was as proven by surveys.

Moreover, he secretly knew he was a self-hating, beady-eyed, chain-smoking freak.

But right now he needed to have no case on post. Instead, he needed to be who he had long been pretending to be: COB RTC!

Whereupon, after reaffirming his commitment to Ron and examining the local scene, he saw that the SP’s had taken over!

Heads were to roll he decreed! He called for mass Comm Evs and executions!

“There will be no mercy and no amnesty!” COB roared. “I have ordered OSA to destroy all SP’s with a vengeance!”