“Scientology Ghost Hunter Grant Cardone has located the ghost, or thetan, of L. Ron Hubbard at Hubbard’s former home known as Saint Hill Manor. in East Grinstead, UK,” announced Scientology spokesgoblin Ken Delusion.

“OTVIII Grant Cardone telepathically spoke with Mr. Hubbard and discovered that Mr. Hubbard never made it to Target Two after he dropped the body in 1986,” Delusion stated.

“The Marcabs destroyed my special after-death flying saucer,” Hubbard told Cardone. “And so I have been living in here in my old home of St. Hill which I sold to the Church of Scientology in 1963 at a 500% markup over what I paid for the dump,” Hubbard chuckled.

Grant Cardone told Mr. Hubbard that he did the exact same thing with the apartments he buys and sells to his investors at >500% markups. “This is how I pay for my Bridge, IAS bowling trophies, and my jet,” Cardone told Mr. Hubbard’s ghost.

Mr. Hubbard smiled and said, “Well done Grant. Your greed and ability to cheat, con, and swindle people out of their hard-earned money marks you as a true Scientology OT!”