Karen Bass’ Diary Excerpts 2010: I’ve been invited by a Scientology minister named David Miscavige to speak at Scientology’s church in Los Angeles. Sheriff Lee Baca will be there as well. Maybe I […]
Karen Bass’ Diary Excerpts
David Miscavige: “I Am Not Insanely Jealous of Tom Cruise’s Blockbuster Monster Success with Top Gun 2!!!”
From his Scientology War Room in an undisclosed location, Scientology Supreme General for Life David Miscavige denied he was insanely jealous of Tom Cruise’s spectacular financial and career success with Top Gun […]
Tom Cruise Top Gun 2: Botox Malfunction!
“Even with his head temporarily swollen by a Botox malfunction, Maverick is readying Top Gun 2 for a theatrical release in the next few years,” said assistant second unit apple box manager […]
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Hat Write Up for the Daily Care & Feeding of Scientology Leader David Miscavige
1. COB’s joy in life is his daily go cart ride at 3:00 PM. Please ensure that COB’s go cart has been oiled, lubed, white gloved, sanitized, and fueled properly. Nothing is […]
Located and Handled: The Hidden SP Who Tried to Run Over L. Ron Hubbard With a Freight Locomotive on Venus!
We in RTC have identified Tom Cruise as the hidden SP who tried to run over L. Ron Hubbard with a freight locomotive on Venus. Tom Cruise is the hidden SP and […]
Tom Cruise Stars in a New Episode of Scientology TV
With production shut down in London on Mission Impossible 52: The Same Old Plot, Tom Cruise flew to Hollywood to star in an episode of Scientology TV. In this episode Tom Cruise […]
The Truth Can Now Be Told: Mike Pence is Q!
The truth can now be told: Mike Pence is Q! Mike Pence proved elusive as the social media psychological warfare operative Q because, in his everyday life, he effected a bland white […]
Battlefield Earth: Scientology in Crisis
Dr. L. Ron Hubbard has returned to Earth from Target 2 to help guide Scientology organizations through their darkest hours. “By mere observation I have seen that David Miscavige has become worse […]
Tom Cruise: Psychiatry Responsible for Coronavirus Hoax
“There is no such thing as the Coronavirus,” Tom Cruise announced from the Scientology Science Institute in Los Angeles. “The Coronavirus hoax is a George Soros-Psychiatry funded mob hit designed to destroy […]
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