Sporting a new Donald Trump coiffure and 30 extra pounds from “shelter in place” binge eating while watching Netflix, Scientology leader David Miscavige announced today that he is asking the US Federal […]
As Tom Cruise taught us, Scientologists are the only ones who can help. Scientologists are also the only people who can shatter suppression and handle SP’s. Even as Dr. Kirstie Alley is […]
David Miscavige and Tom Cruise are the two biggest beings in the universe. As such, they must be protected at all costs from the Coronavirus. For this reason, the two world leaders […]
While the the wogs were buzzing with the Christmas R6 implant, we in the Church of Scientology labored at Lunar Base 47. Our goal: Conquest of the Earth by Scientology. Galactic Fleet […]
Tom Cruise recently had a thought that he wanted to quit Scientology. Tom confided this thought to a so-called friend who immediately leaked the story to the wog media as we see […]
Do you have what it takes to be the fourth Mrs. Tom Cruise? Open enrollment for Tom Cruise wife auditions runs through December 2019. Please send photos and your all-important incisor teeth […]
SECRET RTC MEMO. BURN AFTER READING Radar Online has come perilously close to exposing Scientology’s secret underground “Inner Earth” tunnel system that crisscrosses the USA. Our underground bases, complexes, prisons, warehouses, U-Boat […]
Scientology OT VIII Tom Cruise was strapped into the super-secret RTC TR3-B hypersonic spaceplane. He had been scrambled aloft following yet another Marcabian incursion into the air space above Flag Land Base. […]
In Top Gun II, Maverick is still a Captain after 25 years in the Navy! Why? The answer is that Scientology has made him quarrelsome, argumentative, and an antisocial personality. Maverick constantly […]
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