Scientologist Joy Villa is a working professional who wears many hats: Dominatrix, singer, Pseudo-Christian Evangelical, GOP MAGA Cheerleader, and potential US Congressional candidate. “Dianetics helped me be a better dominatrix,” Joy explained […]
In the Harvey Weinstein Era, Tom Cruise Apologizes for Magnolia
“I should never have taken this role or starred in Magnolia,” said Tom Cruise. “I sincerely regret making millions of dollars on this horribly sexist film. But just to be clear, I […]
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Scientologist Tom Cruise Quits Acting to Become an Auditor in the Sea Org
Scientologist Tom Cruise announced today that he has quit his acting career to become an auditor in the Sea Org. “This planet’s not going to get cleared unless I help,” said Cruise. […]
Harvey Weinstein Turns to the Scientology Celebrity Centre for Help
“Disgraced Hollywood honcho Harvey Weinstein has turned to the Church of Scientology’s Celebrity Centre for help,” reported Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “Mr. Weinstein is currently staying in the penthouse at the Celebrity […]
RTC Secret Memo: Celebrities
Actress Elisabeth Moss Joins Scientology’s Elite “Fuck You” Club COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has determined that celebrities pose too many risks to Scientology. Therefore, COB decrees the following: 1. Thanks to […]
Tom Cruise Healing from Broken Ankle at Home
Tom Cruise is healing at home from a broken ankle he suffered earlier this month. The actor says he went PTS to Scientology and the Aftermath and blamed the show. “Like every […]
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Church of Scientology to Install Toilet Paper Dispensers in Ideal Orgs
In response to a recent survey of Scientology parishioners, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has ordered all Ideal Orgs to install for-pay toilet paper dispensers. This will allow Scientologists to purchase either […]