Tom Cruise gains 50 pounds to play L. Ron Hubbard in Scientology Media Production’s upcoming LRH biopic The Way to Make a Fortune is to Start a Religion!
Tom Cruise to Star in L. Ron Hubbard Biopic!
Scientology: The Real Story
Scientology Media Productions today announced the production of its new series Scientology: The Real Story. “Season one will feature ten exciting episodes explained Sea Org Ensign Brenda Bahlbreaker, Commanding Officer of SMP. […]
Scientology National Affairs Office — Press Release
Scientology National Affairs Office 1701 20th St NW Washington, DC 20009 PRESS RELEASE Scientologist Trish Duggan today met with senior Trump administration officials to lobby for the establishment of an Office of […]
Scientology Western Movie Storyboard. Opening Scenes
The movie opens with Sam the Scientologist, played by Tom Cruise, being ejected bodily from a saloon and hurled onto the dirty streets of Wogtown: Scene 2: The bad guy “Imonda Internet” […]
Happy New Year from Scientology
We in Scientology wish you a glorious and unenturbulated New Year free of Psychiatric oppression by the Marcabs and other hostile alien races!
Looking Back: Scientology 2016
And now as we prepare to turn another page on eternity, let us look back on what we in the Church of Scientology did in 2016. We almost finished the fundraise on […]
The Mystical Floating Head of David Miscavige
As it is written, when the mystical floating head of DAVID MISCAVIGE appears unto you, you will become One with Scientology and Tom Cruise.
Scientology, Hamburgers, and Sea Org member Johnny Fontaine
Dwayne Dooley, a local non-Scientologist who lived in the Flamingo Apartments in Silver Lake, sat eating his spicy Cajun burger and french fries at the Ideal Pacifica cafe. Sea Org member Johnny […]
Tom Cruise Opens an Exclusive Chain of Scientology “Puffy Face” Beauty Clinics!
“I love the new me,” said Scientologist Tom Cruise. “The old me had a face that was too thin and gaunt. I looked anorexic. I like the new fuller ‘puffy-faced and overfed […]
Tom Cruise Promoted to Rear Admiral; Given Highest Scientology Award Ever
Scientology Sea Org Fleet Admiral David Miscavige today promoted Captain Tom Cruise to Rear Admiral and awarded him with the Order of the Operating Golden Thetan VIII, the highest medal ever given […]
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