Orders to Obey or Else:
E. Stuart Mills: David Miscavige Issues TEN ORDERS Everyone MUST OBEY – OR ELSE!
Why David Miscavige is WAY MORE Popular than Taylor Swift: Facts from a Scientology Lawyer
Scientology lawyer E. Stuart Mills Explains why Scientology Leader David Miscavige is 100,000,000% more popular than Taylor Swift. Mr. Mills also propounds other remarkable truths to the 12.4 billion Scientologists on this […]
Scientology Helps Poor Couple in Appalachia with Illiteracy Problems
Scientology is bringing hope to an illiterate couple in rural Appalachia who suffer from extreme illiteracy. Ashton — a chronically unemployed laborer — and his wife Mila do not know how to […]
Tom Cruise: AWOL from the Oscars Because He Was Busy Protecting the Earth from Invasion
Tom Cruise was AWOL from the Oscars as he was needed elsewhere to protect the Earth from a threatened alien invasion. “We in Scientology Intelligence received a credible report that the Fifth […]
Why Tom Cruise Refused to Rescue a Comedian Trapped in a Car Getting Coffee
Who’s laughing now Mr. Joke Man? While out to get coffee, comedian Trey Southpark suddenly found himself trapped in his Porsche on Interstate 5 during the massive rainstorms here in Los Angeles. […]
No More Auditing for You! David Miscavige Denies Scientology to the Entire World After a Wog Court Declares Him Served
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige officially denied Scientology to the entire world after a wog court declared him served in a lawsuit. “The world will now get to see just how quickly […]
Brawny Toilet Paper Lumberjack Finally Gets His Big Break; Appears in Same Ad Space as Tom Cruise.
Brawny Toilet Paper Lumberjack Finally Gets His Big Break; Appears in Same Ad Space as Tom Cruise. After decades of hard work as the Brawny Toilet Paper Lumberjack, Scientologist Brad Whypingass of […]
Deep State Plot Exposed by Scientologist Tom Cruise: Elon Musk is a CIA Agent Who Purchased Twitter in Order to Destroy Twitter!
“Sometimes it takes a secret agent to catch a secret agent,” declared Tom Cruise a/k/a Ethan Hunt during a press conference held at Scientology Media Productions in Hollywood. Cruise, 60, displayed Elon […]
Exposed! Danny Masterson’s Attorney Phillip Cohen Revealed to be Aleister Crowley in Disguise!
The media was shocked to learn that Danny Masterson’s criminal defense attorney is actually the nefarious occultist Aleister Crowley. “The Dark Lords who controlled L. Ron Hubbard, and now control David Miscavige, […]
Begone Xenu! David Miscavige and Tom Cruise Lead 120 Million Scientologists in Postulating Away All Entheta & Black PR!
Assembled in the Great Hall of Exact Data in Clearwater, Florida, Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige and Tom Cruise lead 120 million Scientologists in postulating away all entheta and Black PR which […]
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