SECRET RTC BRIEFING – DO NOT POST ON THE INTERNET We in RTC have learned that an evil billionaire is funding Tony Ortega and his new book The Unbreakable Miss Lovely. Although […]
Massive Stat Crash at Flag Land Base Threatens the Very Survival of Our Planet!
” An inky black darkness has descended upon the Flag Land Base,” declared Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, CO INT STAT CRASH INVESTIGATIONS UNIT. “My initial investigation has revealed that fully 84% of […]
The Tech Is Now 100% On-Source For the First Time!
Captain David Miscavige’s Long Awaited Memoirs Now Available from Bridge Publications International
From the book: “Scientologist Tom Cruise trembled as he approached the golden glittering IAS stage to receive the highest medal ever given to anyone in Scientology.” “He was in the presence of […]
Captain Miscavige Turns 55, Has Chinese in Hemet
David Miscavige turned 55 today and had dinner at the China Palace in Hemet with WDC Chairman and his new vice-communicator Holotta Delusion, wife of Church spokesman Ken Delusion. When presented with […]
Scientologists Ordered to Write “David Miscavige Testimonials” to send Louis Theroux!
Notorious wog documentarian Louis Theroux seems to have been favorably impressed by the rather large binder of testimonials praising Fleet Admiral David Miscavige we sent him. We say this as Theroux tweeted […]
Scientology’s Enemies “Out Exchange” on Fair Game!
“While reviewing cash flow numbers today, Captain David Miscavige expressed vague unease at the one hundred million dollars in parishioner money being spent each month on Fair Game and lawyers,” declared Scientology […]
Mike Rowe Declared a “Looming Threat” to the Church of Scientology
We in the Church of Scientology have been informed by our wog lawyers that celebrity Mike Rowe has joined forces with the Psychs by openly and publicly supporting Spanky Taylor. Per Scientol0gy […]
Terror-Rama Dome in Hollywood Showing Psych-Funded Hate Film!
The Terror-Rama Dome theater in Hollywood is showing the Psych-Funded HBO film Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief. “Captain David Miscavige has ordered all 1,200,000,000 Scientologists in the Los Angeles […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Amazingly Handles ALL PROBLEMS at PAC Base!
International Ideal Org Dictator Alice Wu today announced wonderfully positive changes at PAC Base in Los Angeles. “COB severed heads of guilty parties who allowed giant statcrash! Four CO’s heads rolled! “No […]