
Scientology Fleet Admiral David Miscavige took the airwaves today to explain Scientology and toilet paper. Broadcasting live from The Scientology Channel (channel 5,078 on Time Warner cable), Fleet Admiral Miscavige opened by […]
Scientology Fleet Admiral David Miscavige took the airwaves today to explain Scientology and toilet paper. Broadcasting live from The Scientology Channel (channel 5,078 on Time Warner cable), Fleet Admiral Miscavige opened by […]
David Miscavige is an extremist and self‐promoter who has used bigotry and false allegations about Psychiatry to create an environment of hate. His career is based around attacking Psychiatry, swindling others, and […]
” COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has ordered fundraising for what will be the incredibly expensive Tom Cruise 4th Wife Campaign (TC4WC). “Finding a trophy wife for an aging male movie star […]
Commanding Officer, Social Media Unit OSA Int Captain Josef Gorman today denied that the Church of Scientology was contacting members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS). “These Academy […]
Speaking at a packed press conference at Scientology Media Productions in Hollywood, CO OSA Int Statistics Captain Holotta Delusion declared, “Following a thorough investigation, we in OSA have determined the correct WHY […]
“The Alex Gibney HBO documentary Going Clear has just won three Emmy’s,” announced Church spokesman Karin Pouw. “We in the Church of Scientology are very bitter at this gross injustice. This proves […]
Finally! COB RTC David Miscavige is receiving the recognition he so richly deserves as a global ecclesiastical religious leader!
“The gruesome photo says it all: New OT VII Rod Black of Los Angeles Model Ideal Org #129 was driving while solo auditing.” “He pulled it in, I mean, his being decapitated,” […]
Taking her lead from the Church of Scientology, Pope Hillary Clinton of the First Church of Jesus Christ Socialist declared the wiping of hard drives to be a protected religious sacrament and […]
Scientology Finance Dictator Dr. Werner Von Strudeldorf today announced that the Group Bank of the Church of Scientology would engage in quantitative easing to prevent the utter financial collapse of the Church. […]