And now as we prepare to turn another page on eternity, let us look back on what we in the Church of Scientology did in 2016. We almost finished the fundraise on […]
Looking Back: Scientology 2016
The Mystical Floating Head of David Miscavige
As it is written, when the mystical floating head of DAVID MISCAVIGE appears unto you, you will become One with Scientology and Tom Cruise.
The Way to Happiness Legal Release Form
From: COB RTC David Miscavige To: OSA Legal Re: The Way to Happiness Release Form To keep our legal ruds in on the fact that Scientology and L. Ron Hubbard have never […]
Scientology: The Psychs Have Sabotaged the Dewey Decimal System!
During his recent meeting with Dr. Dick Dooley, the Third Undersecretary of the Dewey Decimal Oversight System for the UN, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige demanded that Scientology books be shelved in […]
Scientology, Hamburgers, and Sea Org member Johnny Fontaine
Dwayne Dooley, a local non-Scientologist who lived in the Flamingo Apartments in Silver Lake, sat eating his spicy Cajun burger and french fries at the Ideal Pacifica cafe. Sea Org member Johnny […]
Tom Cruise Spontaneously Combusts!
Shortly before the Reverend Cruise spontaneously combusted during the Scientology Media Productions fundraising telethon, he experienced a moment of reverie and anaten. This occurred as Reverend Cruise was asking Scientologists to reach […]
A Word from COB RTC David Miscavige
At the opening of the Atlanta Ideal Org, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige took time in his speech to remind Scientologists that Scientology isn’t just about wearing racoon hats and opening new […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Launches the Official Scientology Internet
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige today launched the official Scientology internet by posting the video of his heroic 1993 speech “The War is Over.” In this triumphal speech, COB announced his singular […]
Scientology’s Front Porch to Infinity Flooded by El Nino Storms
The Church of Scientology’s brand new front porch to infinity, the same porch just celebrated by COB RTC David Miscavige at the New Year’s Eve event, was flooded today by severe El […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Shows How to Correctly Slug PC’s Using GAT II Tech
Acclaimed as a child prodigy auditor at St. Hill for putting in harsh ethics on his preclear in session by use of a quick rabbit punch to the stomach, COB RTC David […]
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