We in RTC have had to RPF several OSA Agents lately for failure to be sufficiently terrifying. We are tired of having the Church of Scientology be the laughingstock of the internet. […]
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Alex Jones Attacks Psych Drugs and Defends Guns
We in the Church of Scientology were delighted to see Alex Jones use killer TR’s to attack NWO/Big Pharma puppet Piers Morgan, the SP who wants to take guns away from Americans. […]
One Weird Trick to Get Your Scientology Bridge for Free
We in RTC often read reports from our OSA Internet Policing Unit (OSA IPU) containing excerpts of posts written by drooling idiotic Scientology haters. These posts are full of lies. These Scientology […]
The Church of Scientology: Myth Versus Reality!
There are many misconceptions, lies, and myths online these days about what the Church of Scientology is and what Scientology does for the individual. For this reason, we RTC are writing to […]
Please Come Back to the Church of Scientology
COB RTC David Miscavige is inviting you to come in to your nearest Org so we can sort things out and get you back on the Bridge where you belong. 2013 is […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Saves America from the Fiscal Cliff
We in RTC are pleased to announce that COB RTC David Miscavige singlehandedly saved America from going offer the fiscal cliff, this thanks to his heroic behind the scenes efforts in getting […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige’s 14 Point Plan for America
While America plunges off the fiscal cliff and impales itself on the sharp jagged rocks of brutal tax increases, we in the Church of Scientology remain happily tax exempt and continue to […]
Bloated Corpulent Wogs
People who do not join the Church of Scientology and avail themselves of its mental technology will become “bloated corpulent wogs” according to studies conducted by the Wog Assessment Institute, a Scientology […]
RTC Update on Project Mouse Table and Burlwood Pens!
Prototype construction continues on COB RTC David Miscavige’s historical, unprecedented, epic, and overwhelming Project Mouse Table. An aerial image from Google shows a 5,000 foot section of the dark red plywood-fiberglass prototype […]
Be One of the Next 2,000 People to Get Through OT V @ AOLA
We in RTC want you to be one of the next 2,000 people to get through OT V at AOLA. It is a fact that 10,000 people on Solo NOTs will tip […]
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