Confidential internal briefing to Scientologists from the Church of Scientology’s Office of Government Affairs in Washington DC. This is a secret briefing from Lead VM Tom Wells. Please note this line: “number […]
Scientology Ideal Orgs!
Church of Scientology to Acquire Smaller Religions in Cult Consolidation
“If you want to really grow a business the fastest way is to buy other businesses,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion during a press conference today at the Scientology One […]
Church of Scientology Set to Nab the Kardashian’s and Kanye West!
For internal distribution to Scientologists only! We in RTC recently got a KR concerning the tabloids blathering on about how Kyle Jenner is studying Scientology with Jaden Smith, the son of Will […]
Angry Gay Cardinals in the Vatican
The matter had been settled weeks ago: COB RTC David Miscavige was to become the new Pope of the Catholic Church. Papal vestments were made and plans were drawn up for a […]
Bernie Madoff: Criminon Success Story!
Through its many social betterment groups, the Church of Scientology touches, improves, and saves the lives of millions of people everyday across the planet. Nowhere is this more true than in prisons […]
The Pretoria Ideal Org is Booming!
Despite published attacks online alleging that the Pretoria Ideal Org and other Ideal Orgs are empty, the fact is that the Pretoria Ideal Org is booming! The Org is so crowded that […]
Church of Scientology to Unveil Revolutionary New E-Meter!
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that COB RTC David Miscavige is set to unveil a “revolutionary new e-meter” next month at the annual Flag Understanding Conceptual Knowledge Education Day. […]
The Church of Scientology Does Not Lie 100% of the Time!
We in RTC have had our wog crisis management expert Mike Sitrick out on the hard and mean wog streets conducting extensive surveys on the public’s attitudes concerning the Church of Scientology. […]
Super Power Building Set to Open in 2026!
A recent rumor on the Wog Internet suggested that the Super Power Building will open only after the LRH Auditorium is completed. This rumor is not accurate. Moreover, this rumor was a […]