While America plunges off the fiscal cliff and impales itself on the sharp jagged rocks of brutal tax increases, we in the Church of Scientology remain happily tax exempt and continue to […]
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Bloated Corpulent Wogs
People who do not join the Church of Scientology and avail themselves of its mental technology will become “bloated corpulent wogs” according to studies conducted by the Wog Assessment Institute, a Scientology […]
RTC Update on Project Mouse Table and Burlwood Pens!
Prototype construction continues on COB RTC David Miscavige’s historical, unprecedented, epic, and overwhelming Project Mouse Table. An aerial image from Google shows a 5,000 foot section of the dark red plywood-fiberglass prototype […]
Be One of the Next 2,000 People to Get Through OT V @ AOLA
We in RTC want you to be one of the next 2,000 people to get through OT V at AOLA. It is a fact that 10,000 people on Solo NOTs will tip […]
New Robot Sea Org Members Under Design
Fed up with theetie-wheetie dilettante pantywaist Sea Org members who can’t take the stern religious correction of kicking, hitting, punching, choking, being thrown to the ground, or having their heads smashed into […]
Black Friday: The Reactive Mind at Work
Their Reactive Minds buzzing and hopped up on psych drugs, the filthy and unwashed wog masses stampeded into retail stores on Black Friday in a frenzied search for useless MEST: Over ten […]
The Church of Scientology Awards Sheriff Lee Baca a Major Award
Today, we in the Church of Scientology bestowed our highest award upon Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca, this for his having handed out copies of The Way to Happiness in Inglewood, […]
Windows 8 and Microsoft Declared Suppressive Persons by the Church of Scientology
Convinced by the slick PR lies of Microsoft, we in the Church of Scientology foolishly installed Windows 8 over our perfectly good Windows 7 OS. We immediately realized that Windows 8 is […]
President Obama Orders Scientology Sec Checks for CIA and US Military Leaders
Given the recent controversy with high-ranking generals going “out 2D” — which in wog language means having sexual relations outside of marriage — President Obama today signed a multimillion dollar contract authorizing […]
Announcing the Golden Age of Fortified Subterranean Ideal Orgs!
We in the RTC do not want mass panic to ensue when the facts are leaked by some deep-cover Psych spy within SMERSH. Accordingly, we wish to announce that the Church of […]
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