“Our beloved Chairman David Miscavige has announced a bold new initiative to end the unemployment problem,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “The answer is to join the Sea Org.” “The […]
Please post your questions to Chairman Dave and we in RTC will reply on behalf of our glorious leader.
COB’s birthday happens on April 30 and he expects heroic and monumental birthday gifts. Accordingly, the ultra-elite COB RTC Birthday Police will be fanning out to all Orgs beginning this weekend to […]
“This Super Power testimonial is in no way Cultic,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “People speak and act like this all the time after doing Super Power.”
“Please to allow me to get this straight,” said Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman. “You mean to tell me that Linda Hamel and OSA are using a drug addict who was once arrested […]
“It has come to the attention of we in the senior ecclesiastical strata of RTC that a new and virulent strain of SP has emerged,” announced Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman. “This new […]
“In the interest of financial transparency,” declared Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, “I myself have ordered Church of Scientology tax filings to be published on this official blog.” “These documents prove the fact […]
“Where is Captain David Miscavige’s missing wife Shelly Miscavige?“ “This is a question no one is allowed to ask upon pain of death,” declared Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, CO of Ethics and […]
“If Jesus Christ were alive today he would be a Scientologist,” declared Scientology OT John Travolta. “I say this because a person can be a Scientologist and still practice their own religion.” […]
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