“Due to extreme suppression of unprecedented magnitudes, Captain David Miscavige has declared a Global Fair Game Emergency,” exclaimed Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “What this means,” Delusion emphasized, “is that ‘top-of-the-bridge make-it-go-right kamikaze‘ […]
Chairman Miscavige today released his long-awaited $250,000,000 documentary. 92 hours in length and filmed in Panavision, this ecclesiastical extravaganza has a monumental title: The Glorious Technical Revolution of the Golden Age of […]
Hello, We worked for David Miscavige and the Church of Scientology for many years. We signed billion year contracts but were given no benefits, no minimum wage, etc. If we got sick […]
“Our beloved Chairman David Miscavige has announced a bold new initiative to end the unemployment problem,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “The answer is to join the Sea Org.” “The […]
Please post your questions to Chairman Dave and we in RTC will reply on behalf of our glorious leader.
COB’s birthday happens on April 30 and he expects heroic and monumental birthday gifts. Accordingly, the ultra-elite COB RTC Birthday Police will be fanning out to all Orgs beginning this weekend to […]
“This Super Power testimonial is in no way Cultic,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “People speak and act like this all the time after doing Super Power.”