“Please to allow me to get this straight,” said Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman. “You mean to tell me that Linda Hamel and OSA are using a drug addict who was once arrested […]
Church of Scientology: Championing Human Rights
SP Gelato Chefs to be Attacked by the Church of Scientology
“It has come to the attention of we in the senior ecclesiastical strata of RTC that a new and virulent strain of SP has emerged,” announced Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman. “This new […]
Church of Scientology International 2011 – Book Value: $790,758,896
“In the interest of financial transparency,” declared Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, “I myself have ordered Church of Scientology tax filings to be published on this official blog.” “These documents prove the fact […]
Where is Captain David Miscavige’s wife Shelly Miscavige?
“Where is Captain David Miscavige’s missing wife Shelly Miscavige?“ “This is a question no one is allowed to ask upon pain of death,” declared Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, CO of Ethics and […]
Jesus Christ Scientologist
“If Jesus Christ were alive today he would be a Scientologist,” declared Scientology OT John Travolta. “I say this because a person can be a Scientologist and still practice their own religion.” […]
No Chris Shelton No!
We in RTC are shocked at this sort of thing from a former Sea Org member:
