At 0800 hours today, Church of Scientology armies stormed out of the Flag Ecclesiastical Pavilion and the Super Power Building whereupon they unleashed a massive surprise ground attack upon the City of […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is furious with Scientology parishioners for refusing to pick up their phones when Flag or their local Org calls them to confirm their attendance at the most important […]
Secret RTC studies have shown that 93% of Scientologists who reach OT VII are declared SP’s within three years of reaching this exalted state. This is a shocking datum! When surveyed, fully […]
The new Mark CV E-Meter will be released this weekend at Flag Land Base by COB RTC David Miscavige. “The big reveal,” said Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion, “is that the […]
We in RTC wish to make it clear that wogs, SP’s, and Scientology haters are NOT WELCOME inside COB’s new Ecclesiastical Pavilion at Flag Land Base. Only the beautiful people, only true […]
COB RTC David Miscavige’s personal Vedic astrologer Jyotisha-Vastu advised COB several months ago to seal his giant circus tent against “Suppression Waves” coming in from the wog internet. “Jyotisha-Vastu had a vision, […]
Mike Rinder is a bitter defrocked apostate who use to work for the Church of Scientology. We in RTC don’t know what Mr. Rinder did for the Church as we have nothing, […]
Thanks to the superhuman efforts of Church of Scientology parishioners everywhere, COB RTC David Miscavige today declared Super Power a done. This is amazing news! In a statement from an undisclosed location, […]
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that the Church will create history when it becomes the first major religion to globally launch new religious technology via Skype. “This will be […]
Mr. David Miscavige and we in RTC were shocked, SHOCKED we say, to read of the Church of Scientology candidly admitting to such a wildly outlandish and stupid undertaking as the Squirrel […]
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