Taking a break from the whirlwind of legal challenges which he is heroically fending off, COB RTC David Miscavige recently conducted an inspection tour of Flag Land Base. During his inspection, COB […]
Dr. Benway was methodically scooping David Miscavige’s brain out of his skull with a melon baller. “I’ve just finished removing your prefrontal lobes. How do you feel now Mr. Miscavige?” “I feel […]
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today hotly denied, “the allegations that COB RTC David Miscavige is a ‘paranoid and deeply disturbed individual’ who is in deep legal trouble.” “We in the […]
We in RTC wish to assure the general public that COB RTC David Miscavige is firmly in charge of the Church of Scientology and has a definite plan for Planetary Clearing. These […]
Speaking today at Flag Land Base about the wave of recent attacks against Narconon Georgia, COB RTC David Miscavige tersely declared, “This may come as a surprise to the self absorbed Scientology-hating […]
Don’t come back anytime I’ve already had your kind. This is your pay back, money grabber. Don’t come back anytime, you’ve already run me dry. This is your pay back, money grabber. […]
Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige today issued a special RTC proclamation awarding Grand Theft Auto 5 a rating of five stars. “GTA 5 is just monster, everything I’d hoped for and more,” […]
As reported by Psych Grand Master Tony Ortega, COB RTC David Miscavige has cancelledthe October 6 opening of the building formerly called Super Power. COB has also cancelled the the October 6 […]
Now it can be revealed: The real purpose of COB’s giant circus tent at Flag Land Base in Clearwater is to host COB’s Beauty Contest. Once crowned, the winner will immediately marry […]
A new short comedy video made by Scientologist Michelle Stafford reflects the LRH datum which states that, “Humor is rejection.” In this comedy piece, Michelle Stafford mocks up a lower harmonic valence […]
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