COB’s Trifecta of Technology!
We in RTC are pleased to announce that all of our yesterdays of misapplication, misduplication, misemotion, and yes, misspent decades due to arbitraries have been wholly blown away in a day, and […]
Pull Up Your Socks!
An Inspirational Talk and Call to Action by Dr. Eldon Weiner, CO BT Well hello there Scientologist! With spring just around the corner it’s time to do our annual spring cleaning. We […]
The Golden Age of Magical Breakthroughs
“The Golden Age of Magical Breakthroughs is here!” enthused Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. And with those words, Delusion ushered in COB’s latest new technical revolution. “What the Golden Age of […]
The Internet is a Dangerous Space Alien Attack Upon the Church of Scientology
“If you are reading these words on the internet then marauding space aliens have already trapped you in their diabolical and vast galactic electronic implant,” declared Church of Scientology internet researcher Dr. […]
Scientology Shocker: COB’s Personal Communicator Conspired with Katie Holmes to Attack COB RTC David Miscavige
FREEDOM MAGAZINE SPECIAL REPORT With a legal case against COB now powering up in Texas, how convenient is it that a bitter defrocked apostate “suddenly” produces a seeming treasure trove of incriminating […]
Denise Miscavige Success Story: Super Power Saved Me. Thank You COB.
IAS Patron Cannabis Sativius and OT Denise Miscavige is not just COB’s twin sister, she is the newest Super Power completion at Flag! As she writes in her Super Power success story, […]
Church of Scientology: Clearing the Planet One Table at a Time
Reprinted below: A vintage 2006 Church of Scientology ad campaign recruiting waiters and other hospitality professionals for the Flag Land Base:
Holy Roman Catholic Church Copies Church of Scientology!
“The Church of Scientology has a magnificent new Cathedral in Florida,” exclaimed Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “One of the more dramatic sculptures inside of our Cathedral,” Delusion noted, “depicts a translucent thetan […]
Church of Scientology Declared PTS to RTC
We in RTC have just declared the entire Church of Scientology PTS to RTC, this after the major statcrash in sales of the following: Basics GAT II services Ultra Mark VIII e-meters […]
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