Despite published attacks online alleging that the Pretoria Ideal Org and other Ideal Orgs are empty, the fact is that the Pretoria Ideal Org is booming! The Org is so crowded that […]
Church of Scientology to Unveil Revolutionary New E-Meter!
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that COB RTC David Miscavige is set to unveil a “revolutionary new e-meter” next month at the annual Flag Understanding Conceptual Knowledge Education Day. […]
The Church of Scientology Does Not Lie 100% of the Time!
We in RTC have had our wog crisis management expert Mike Sitrick out on the hard and mean wog streets conducting extensive surveys on the public’s attitudes concerning the Church of Scientology. […]
Super Power Building Set to Open in 2026!
A recent rumor on the Wog Internet suggested that the Super Power Building will open only after the LRH Auditorium is completed. This rumor is not accurate. Moreover, this rumor was a […]
Reading Internet Entheta Causes Scientologist to go Type III at Flag!
Sea Org Admiral Tom Cruise has ordered we in RTC to issue a broad public warning to all Scientologists in good standing concerning the dangers of reading entheta online. While monitoring WiFi […]
Crafty Psych Nonsense!
The Church of Scientology is expanding globally at a faster rate this month than in the previous eleven months and even more so when compared to the previous 6.2 years exclusive of […]
David Miscavige Declares: Meteor Swarms Caused by SP Attacks on the Church of Scientology!
Speaking today from the Religious Technology Center Observatory in Commerce, California, COB RTC David Miscavige declared that the swarms of meteors savaging the Earth are caused by wogs attacking the Church of […]
Top Vatican Exorcist to Become RTC Exorcist!
Speaking today by cell phone from inside the locked trunk of his car into which he had been suddenly thrust for backflashing COB, Church of Scientology spokesmen Ken Delusion announced that Mr. […]
Pope David Miscavige to Lead the Catholic Church!
Church of Scientology leader David Miscavige has irrevocably declared himself Pope Miscavige and will become the Vicar of Christ on Earth during the Papal coronation ceremony to be held at the Vatican […]
Scientology Project Celebrity 2013
In his latest OOD’s (Orders of the Day), Scientology Fleet Admiral David Miscavige announced Scientology Project Celebrity 2013. In the words of Fleet Admiral Miscavige, “The goal of Scientology Project Celebrity 2013 […]