Message to Tom Cruise from V80657: RIP Brad.
David Miscavige Identifies the “Who” Behind All of the Church of Scientology’s Problems!
Is the Church of Scientology in crisis? Some would say yes. However, these same doomsayers said the Church was in crisis at this time last year — and yet the Church not […]
Church of Scientology to Tear Down New Flag Building
We in RTC wish to assure the general public that COB RTC David Miscavige is firmly in charge of the Church of Scientology and has a definite plan for Planetary Clearing. These […]
Will You Be the Next Mrs. Tom Cruise?
Now it can be revealed: The real purpose of COB’s giant circus tent at Flag Land Base in Clearwater is to host COB’s Beauty Contest. Once crowned, the winner will immediately marry […]
World Exclusive Tom Cruise Interview: Scientology Super Power Rundown!
We at Freedom Magazine are pleased as punch to announce that our own award-winning journalist Dr. Eldon Weiner snagged the world exclusive interview with Scientologist Tom Cruise on, wait for it, The […]
The Caper in Cannes!
Sometimes we in the Church of Scientology have to take time off from the urgency of Planetary Clearing to handle some bare-knuckle business that, while not pretty, needs to be done for […]
David Miscavige to the Rescue!
Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that Golden Era Productions is making an epic film about Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige. Entitled David Miscavige to the Rescue, the film is a $200,000,000 […]
IAS Member Jodi Arias: Winning at Celebrity Centre!
We in RTC are pleased to report that Scientologist and IAS member Jodi Arias has just debugged her entire case thanks to flubless Celebrity Centre auditing. Living in a guest home provided […]
The Freewinds is Wrinkled
It has come to our attention in RTC that The Freewinds has wrinkled hull plates. Fleet Admiral David Miscavige sharply has stated that these unsightly wrinkled hull plates make the ship look […]
Mr. Spencer
XXXV Mr. Spencer and Old Ned were talking next to the Beast. Suddenly there was a dull thud from inside the machine. Mr. Spencer looked at his watch. “2357 hours,” he noted […]
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