Thanks to the superhuman efforts of Church of Scientology parishioners everywhere, COB RTC David Miscavige today declared Super Power a done. This is amazing news! In a statement from an undisclosed location, […]
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced a new Church policy whereby roving gangs of Scientology parishioners will, “Suddenly and without warning pounce upon and attack and beat unsuspecting random people […]
We in RTC received the news that the Wog High Court of France has found the Church of Scientology guilty of fraud. We were not surprised as France is quite insane and […]
Captain Whostolemycog first brought this very serious matter to we in RTC’s attention in a KR he sent us: There is an international shortage of goldenrod colored paper! Due to this shortage, […]
Is the Church of Scientology in crisis? Some would say yes. However, these same doomsayers said the Church was in crisis at this time last year — and yet the Church not […]
Former Church member Tiziano Lugli has just released a video on Tony’s Ortega’s blog. We in RTC deny the premise of this video that the Church of Scientology is an unhappy, controlling, […]
While the IAS has sold faux-knighthoods in the past few years, this has failed to raise any real money. Whereupon, based upon actual survey, it has become evident to we in RTC […]
Dr. Eldon Weiner of Freedom Magazine today revealed details of yesterday’s shocking burglary wherein 39,000 RTC burlwood pens were stolen from a Church of Scientology warehouse in Los Angeles. “The thieves ignored […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is pleased to promote the anti-Semitic musical stylings of his fellow Scientologists in the Nation of Islam. This song is well worth the listen to as it shows […]
“Google is not the ‘friendly search engine’ it pretends to be,” declared senior Scientology official Dr. Eldon Weiner. “After two years of investigation, we in the Church of Scientology have obtained incontrovertible […]
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