We in the Church of Scientology wish to clear up a misconception in the media: Tom’s Cruise’s main job is not acting; he only acts to pay the bills. No, Tom Cruise’s […]
Super Fighter Tom Cruise Saves the Church of Scientology from Psychiatry!
DAVID MISCAVIGE ORDERS: “#@&^* PICK UP THE PHONE WHEN WE CALL YOU FOR GAT II AND SUPER POWER!”
COB RTC David Miscavige is furious with Scientology parishioners for refusing to pick up their phones when Flag or their local Org calls them to confirm their attendance at the most important […]
Wogs, SP’s, and Scientology Haters: You are NOT WELCOME Inside COB’s Ecclesiastical Pavilion!
We in RTC wish to make it clear that wogs, SP’s, and Scientology haters are NOT WELCOME inside COB’s new Ecclesiastical Pavilion at Flag Land Base. Only the beautiful people, only true […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Declares all Scientology Parishioners “Super Power Completions!”
Thanks to the superhuman efforts of Church of Scientology parishioners everywhere, COB RTC David Miscavige today declared Super Power a done. This is amazing news! In a statement from an undisclosed location, […]
Church of Scientology to Attack and Beat Random People as an Exercise of Free Speech
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced a new Church policy whereby roving gangs of Scientology parishioners will, “Suddenly and without warning pounce upon and attack and beat unsuspecting random people […]
Scientology Leader David Miscavige Declares France a Suppressive Nation!
We in RTC received the news that the Wog High Court of France has found the Church of Scientology guilty of fraud. We were not surprised as France is quite insane and […]
Scientology Bridge Publications to Open Goldenrod Paper Factory
Captain Whostolemycog first brought this very serious matter to we in RTC’s attention in a KR he sent us: There is an international shortage of goldenrod colored paper! Due to this shortage, […]
David Miscavige Identifies the “Who” Behind All of the Church of Scientology’s Problems!
Is the Church of Scientology in crisis? Some would say yes. However, these same doomsayers said the Church was in crisis at this time last year — and yet the Church not […]
The Shrinking Cult of Scientology? We in RTC Think Not!
Former Church member Tiziano Lugli has just released a video on Tony’s Ortega’s blog. We in RTC deny the premise of this video that the Church of Scientology is an unhappy, controlling, […]
Church of Scientology Now Selling Sea Org Ranks!
While the IAS has sold faux-knighthoods in the past few years, this has failed to raise any real money. Whereupon, based upon actual survey, it has become evident to we in RTC […]
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