Sea Org Fleet Admiral David Miscavige has had it. After waging a singular and heroic war against the sinister forces of global suppression for decades David Miscavige has never been properly honored, […]
Kirstie Alley Asks: Are You a (Profanity Deleted) ?
Church of Scientology OT Kirstie Alley asks: Are you a cock sucking asswipe vagina jumper? What happened is that Scientologist Kirstie Alley went on a Twitter rampage following Leah Remini’s recent unauthorized […]
Leah Remini Attacks the Church of Scientology!
Leah Remini did a few basic courses in the Church of Scientology a long time ago. Now that her acting career is failing, Leah Remini has jumped on the Bitter Defrocked Apostate […]
David Miscavige & the Historic 1993 Event that Changed World History!
The biggest thing in the past twenty years was not the wog internet or even the confirmation of some little piece of lint called the Higgs boson. No, the biggest thing in […]
Davis Jackinov Becomes Senior GAT 2 Tech Terminal
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that OT and long-time senior Church official Davis Jackinov has been appointed to the crucial new post of Senior Tech Terminal GAT II. “Davis […]
The Psychs Planted Drugs on COB’s Twin Sister!
“Psychiatry’s sixty-three year nonstop campaign of terror against the Church of Scientology has sunk to a new low!” exclaimed Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion at an emergency press conference held today […]
David Miscavige Donates $67,000 to Portland Police Dept!
COB RTC David Miscavige is the single most important being in the universe. He is more important than any head of state, movie star, and certainly far more important than Louis Farrakhan, […]
COB Discovers Anonymous’ Secret Cyborg Factory!
COB RTC David Miscavige has once again done the miraculous. While recently exterior with full perceptics and operating with his Super Powers, COB factually located Anonymous’ secret Cyborg factory. In doing so, […]
Scientologist Will Smith Badly Beaten by Newspaper Reporter!
The news out of of Hollywood is shocking. Some stupid fictional wog story about a man from a another planet who has “Super Power” is making fantastic sums of money! We in […]
David Miscavige: New Bridge for OTXIII and Beyond!
COB RTC David Miscavige today electrified Scientologists with a new breakthrough technical announcement of magnitudes. “COB does a great deal of why finding,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion explained. “And COB has found […]
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