We in the Church of Scientology are frequently and constantly reviled and attacked for lying to the media, our critics, law enforcement, and even our own members. What the media, the public, […]
The Church of Scientology and Our Policy of Lying
SPs ‘r’ US Facebook Group Formally Declared an Illegal Criminal Assembly by the Church of Scientology!
Acting in his official capacity as the ecclesiastical leader of the Scientology religion, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige today declared the Scientology hater Facebook group SPs ‘r’ US an Illegal Criminal Assembly. […]
Celebrity Centre: CO Dave Petit and Toilet Tech
As Commanding Officer of Celebrity Centre International (CO CCI), Mr. Dave Petit has enormous responsibilities. It goes without saying that Mr. Petit does not have even 1/1000th of the responsibilities of COB […]
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige to Sell the Church of Scientology to Big Pharma
Sea Org Fleet Admiral David Miscavige has had it. After waging a singular and heroic war against the sinister forces of global suppression for decades David Miscavige has never been properly honored, […]
Kirstie Alley Asks: Are You a (Profanity Deleted) ?
Church of Scientology OT Kirstie Alley asks: Are you a cock sucking asswipe vagina jumper? What happened is that Scientologist Kirstie Alley went on a Twitter rampage following Leah Remini’s recent unauthorized […]
Leah Remini Attacks the Church of Scientology!
Leah Remini did a few basic courses in the Church of Scientology a long time ago. Now that her acting career is failing, Leah Remini has jumped on the Bitter Defrocked Apostate […]
David Miscavige & the Historic 1993 Event that Changed World History!
The biggest thing in the past twenty years was not the wog internet or even the confirmation of some little piece of lint called the Higgs boson. No, the biggest thing in […]
Davis Jackinov Becomes Senior GAT 2 Tech Terminal
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that OT and long-time senior Church official Davis Jackinov has been appointed to the crucial new post of Senior Tech Terminal GAT II. “Davis […]
The Psychs Planted Drugs on COB’s Twin Sister!
“Psychiatry’s sixty-three year nonstop campaign of terror against the Church of Scientology has sunk to a new low!” exclaimed Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion at an emergency press conference held today […]
David Miscavige Donates $67,000 to Portland Police Dept!
COB RTC David Miscavige is the single most important being in the universe. He is more important than any head of state, movie star, and certainly far more important than Louis Farrakhan, […]
