IV COB RTC David Miscavige has five main Sea Org bodyguards, all hulking brutes. Their names are Vance, Tony, John, Andrew, and Captain Howdy. The thing about COB’s bodyguards is that their […]
I COB RTC David Miscavige was in a state of rage and anger as he read the Knowledge Report on the filthy conditions at the Complex. This group of buildings in Hollywood […]
Speaking today from the Religious Technology Center Observatory in Commerce, California, COB RTC David Miscavige declared that the swarms of meteors savaging the Earth are caused by wogs attacking the Church of […]
Church of Scientology leader David Miscavige has irrevocably declared himself Pope Miscavige and will become the Vicar of Christ on Earth during the Papal coronation ceremony to be held at the Vatican […]
In his latest OOD’s (Orders of the Day), Scientology Fleet Admiral David Miscavige announced Scientology Project Celebrity 2013. In the words of Fleet Admiral Miscavige, “The goal of Scientology Project Celebrity 2013 […]
Sea Org Admiral Tom Cruise recently addressed billions of Scientologists globally concerning the wave of recent attacks on COB RTC David Miscavige and the Church of Scientology. Speaking from the resplendent and […]
We in the Church of Scientology had planned for months and had everything in place when our big multimillion dollar ad played during the big wog football game called the Super Bowl. […]
We in RTC were shocked when one of our wog lawyers phoned us here at Int Base to inform us that COB RTC David Miscavige is being sued for having personally saved […]
We in the Church of Scientology regularly receive an unending torrent of praise from global leaders and various important publications and journals. Still, we were very pleased to read a new article […]
Engagement and Billing Initial interview: Is the attorney or law firm connected to Psychiatry or Big Pharma? If so, then slap their faces and leave their offices immediately. Conflict check: Attorney or […]
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