COB RTC David Miscavige is a Prisoner of Conscience, a latter day Martin Luther King who is now on trial in Texas. Mr. Miscavige’s only “crime” is that he stood up and […]
Cowboy Psychs Unleash Brazen Attack Upon David Miscavige & the Church of Scientology!
We in RTC greet you in the name of David Miscavige the Beneficent and Merciful unto whom all praise is due. Peace be unto you. We come to you to let you […]
Wog Insanity: The Reactive Mind and Chicken McNuggets!
We in the Church of Scientology are often asked about the Reactive Mind. Because you wogs cannot read due to your lack of Scientology literacy and study tech, this video dramatically shows […]
David Miscavige: Beyond the Long Arm of Texas Law!
As reported today by Psych mastermind Tony Ortega, COB RTC David Miscavige filed a declaration in a Texas court claiming that he is beyond the jurisdiction of Texas law. This declaration was […]
Will There Be Room for You in David Miscavige’s Giant New Scientology Circus Tent?
COB RTC David Miscavige has a giant new Scientology circus tent on the way to Flag Land Base in Clearwater, Florida. This giant new circus tent is much like the gay and […]
Church of Scientology Saves Clearwater from Deadly Terrorist Attack!
“The Church of Scientology has done the impossible,” exclaimed Dr. Eldon Weiner of the Flag Land Base. “There was a very real chance that Al Qaeda was going to launch some kind […]
Alleged Domestic Terrorist Devon Newman Was Never a Scientologist!
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that alleged domestic terrorist Devon Newman was never actually a member of the Church. “We looked everywhere,” Delusion stated, “And nowhere could we find […]
Church of Scientology Reverend Devon Newman Arrested in Plot to Kill Police Officer
We in the Church of Scientology have just received data that Scientologist Devon Newman was arrested by the Las Vegas Police Department on charges of conspiracy to commit murder, conspiracy to commit […]
An RTC Review of Scientologist Michelle Stafford and Her New Comedy Video
A new short comedy video made by Scientologist Michelle Stafford reflects the LRH datum which states that, “Humor is rejection.” In this comedy piece, Michelle Stafford mocks up a lower harmonic valence […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Trapped in Elevator at Flag – Opening of Super Power Delayed
As dramatic security camera video shows, this afternoon for over one tense hour the ecclesiastical leader of the Scientology religion was trapped in a elevator at Flag Land Base. Flag dialed 911 […]
