After learning that crypto scammers used AI to create a fake CEO, we in the Church of Scientology have created an AI COB RTC to allow David Miscavige to claim that he […]
Many Scientology parishioners in Los Angeles are old and unattractive and are therefore unwelcome at the Celebrity Centre. While still other parishioners feel overwhelmed by the massive Pac Base which is called […]
David’s Miscavige secret plan to take over Clearwater’s North Marina has failed after being exposed for the con job it was. Rod Riley has gone back to Phoenix to flip houses. Ben […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige officially denied Scientology to the entire world after a wog court declared him served in a lawsuit. “The world will now get to see just how quickly […]
“Scientology is not sinking,” explained Scientologist Barry Minkcough of Passaic, New Jersey. “Despite appearances to the contrary, Captain David Miscavige simply ordered a huge amount of ballast water pumped to the bow […]
Due to the constant and enormous shitstorms which occur daily in the Church of Scientology, David Miscavige is doomed to an eternity of pushing giant rolls of toilet paper uphill each day […]
“We in the Church of Scientology wish to emphasize that Mr. Miscavige fully cooperated with the authorities in Los Angeles,” stated Janet Weiland of Scientology’s Office of Special Affairs in Hollywood. “There […]
The bigoted and hateful attacks upon the Scientology religion have now become a cancer in Los Angeles politics! Congresswoman Karen Bass was baited by her opponent Herr Reinhard Caruso into condemning Scientology. And yet […]
“New research by the Scientology Bureau of Science has shown that airborne BT’s have increased 4,000% due to increased volcanic activity in the world,” announced Flag folder page Bixby Schoenborn. “For this […]
After taking down the racist Civil War era monument of Robert E. Lee, a few Virginians were perplexed to awaken this morning and find it replaced by a giant bust of 1950’s […]
