We in RTC have intercepted “wog talk” and are posting it here for intelligence purposes. This cables intercept is a clear indication that SP’s are plotting against us! Please make a heroic […]
COB Announces the Golden Age of Supremely Deluxe Ideal Orgs!
“‘Ideal’ is no longer good enough,” announced his Imperial Holiness Captain David Miscavige from atop his ecclesiastical warhorse Barnabas. Barnabas, whom Captain Miscavige recently appointed Executive Director International of the Church of […]
Missing Person Alert!
Last seen heading out for a leisurely swim in a Florida swamp while on vacation, senior Church executive Jenny Linson has gone missing. “Jenny is such a hard and dedicated worker,” explained […]
Church of Scientology Launches NGAFAY Campaign!
“In order to terminatedly handle wogs, haters, SP’s, and bitter defrocked apostates, we in the Church of Scientology have launched a massive PR offensive,” announced Church of Scientology spokesman Mr. Ken Delusion. […]
New Scientology “Goodwill Ambassador” Disseminates The Way to Happiness!
Church of Scientology International “Goodwill Ambassador” Jenny Linson is traveling the world spreading the positive, life-affirming, moral code contained in the The Way to Happiness. As we in the Church of Scientology […]
David Miscavige Accepts Jesus as His Personal Savior
David Miscavige clutched a Bible in his hands. He humbly stared down at his feet and began slowly speaking. “I am a changed man since I accepted Jesus as my personal lord […]
OSA Investigation Reveals the Hidden SP’s on COB’s Lines!
An OSA investigation has uncovered a troika of three hidden SP’s on COB’s lines. Linson, Yager, and Bloomberg were sent in long ago as deep cover sleeper agents by Psychiatry to wreak […]
Ask COB Anything
Time once again for one of our favorite features: Ask COB Anything! We in RTC are engaging in this unusual solution in order to out create the 500,000+ views (and climbing) YT […]
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COB RTC David Miscavige names Tom Cruise “World’s First Clear!”
Vowing to “never let a woman keep us apart again” COB RTC David Miscavige reunited with his best friend this evening during the IAS ceremony at East Grinstead, Sussex. And as if […]
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