The news out of of Hollywood is shocking. Some stupid fictional wog story about a man from a another planet who has “Super Power” is making fantastic sums of money! We in […]
Scientologist Will Smith Badly Beaten by Newspaper Reporter!
David Miscavige: New Bridge for OTXIII and Beyond!
COB RTC David Miscavige today electrified Scientologists with a new breakthrough technical announcement of magnitudes. “COB does a great deal of why finding,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion explained. “And COB has found […]
Tampon Camera Detection System Now in Scientology Orgs!
Following the recent shocking infiltration of a Scientology Org by a mentally unbalanced Russian woman, OSA learned during her interrogation that she had smuggled a tampon camera into the Org. COB RTC […]
David Miscavige to the Rescue!
Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that Golden Era Productions is making an epic film about Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige. Entitled David Miscavige to the Rescue, the film is a $200,000,000 […]
Obama, NSA, and Google are Spying on the Church of Scientology!
The Office of Special Affairs (OSA) has just concluded its top secret briefing of Fleet Admiral David Miscavige on the vast spying campaign being waged against the Church of Scientology. The perpetrators […]
All Scientologists Ordered to See Will Smith’s “After Earth” 10X This Weekend!
Speaking from the Scientology One News Bureaux in Hollywood, Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that COB RTC David Miscavige has ordered all 3.2 billion members of the Church of […]
The Church of Scientology Explained Using the Art of Jack Chick – Part 1
COB RTC David Miscavige has guided the Church of Scientology into an era of unprecedented expansion. Working from his modest quarters in the RTC Building at Int Base, Mr. Miscavige regularly meets […]
The Antago Crims
SECRET BRIEFING We in the Religious Technology Center (RTC) have recently been made aware of a very dangerous new group of wholetrack criminals whose very existence threatens both this planet and the […]
Psychotic SP Film Critics Attack Will Smith’s New Film “After Earth”
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today decried the psychotic SP film critics who are savaging Scientologist Will Smith’s new film After Earth. “The massively negative reviews are happening only because Will […]
Catholic Exorcist Has Sent 160,000 Demons Back to Hell — The Church of Scientology Can Do Much Better Than That!
The top exorcist in the Catholic Church — who himself looks like a hobbit, a demon, or a gnome — is trumpeting the fact that he has sent 160,000 demons back to […]
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