The following text is excerpted from the deposition of RTC President Warren McShane taken by Ray Jeffrey in Rathbun v. Miscavige et. al. …Q. When David Miscavige is going about his duties […]
Captain Miscavige Declares “60 Minutes” a Criminal SP Group
“Captain David Miscavige acted with swift ferocity in declaring the Psych-funded wog television show 60 Minutes a criminal SP group,” announced Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman today at a special emergency plenary meeting […]
How Dare You Call COB “Captain Miscavige!”
From the November 20, 2103 deposition of Ensign Allan Cartwright, Director of Legal Affairs, Office of Special Affairs, in the case of Rathbun v. Miscavige et. al. ref: http://www.scribd.com/doc/195293309/Monique-Rathbun-v-Scientology-Motion-to-Reconsider#download We begin the […]
Church of Scientology calls 911
911: Hemet 911, what is your emergency? CoS: Oh my Gaaaaaaaaawd! COB! COB! He’s locked himself in his bedroom and he’s screaming and smashing everything! COB has clearly gone Type III! 911: […]
Church of Scientology Leader David Miscavige Is Above the Law and Cannot be Deposed
We in the Church of Scientology have decreed that our ecclesiastical leader Captain David Miscavige is above the law and therefore cannot be deposed in any wog legal proceeding. Our Supreme Scientology […]
Captain Blackheart
Captain David Miscavige’s wog attorney Ricardo Cedillo was in court yesterday defending the Captain against all sorts of scurrilous allegations. Having been hatted in the Scientology PR series, Mr. Cedillo kept repeating […]
Wallace Johnson Esq., Former Chief Justice of Texas, Now Fighting for the Church of Scientology
We in RTC are pleased to announce that our new wog attorney Wallace “Wally” Johnson is onboard fighting for the rights of Captain David Miscavige to conduct a Scientology Jihad against Church […]
Urgent: Donate Now to the Pope David Miscavige Legal Defense Fund!
Speaking today from a packed news conference at the Howard Johnson’s in Comal County, Texas, Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion expressed the collective moral outrage of the world’s 12,000,000 Scientology parishioners. “In a […]
Church of Scientology to Attack and Beat Random People as an Exercise of Free Speech
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced a new Church policy whereby roving gangs of Scientology parishioners will, “Suddenly and without warning pounce upon and attack and beat unsuspecting random people […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Cancels Super Power and GAT II due to SP Attacks!
As reported by Psych Grand Master Tony Ortega, COB RTC David Miscavige has cancelledthe October 6 opening of the building formerly called Super Power. COB has also cancelled the the October 6 […]