“Please to allow me to get this straight,” said Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman. “You mean to tell me that Linda Hamel and OSA are using a drug addict who was once arrested […]
Church of Scientology: Championing Human Rights
SP Gelato Chefs to be Attacked by the Church of Scientology
“It has come to the attention of we in the senior ecclesiastical strata of RTC that a new and virulent strain of SP has emerged,” announced Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman. “This new […]
Church of Scientology International 2011 – Book Value: $790,758,896
“In the interest of financial transparency,” declared Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, “I myself have ordered Church of Scientology tax filings to be published on this official blog.” “These documents prove the fact […]
No Chris Shelton No!
We in RTC are shocked at this sort of thing from a former Sea Org member:
COB’s Trifecta of Technology!
We in RTC are pleased to announce that all of our yesterdays of misapplication, misduplication, misemotion, and yes, misspent decades due to arbitraries have been wholly blown away in a day, and […]
Pull Up Your Socks!
An Inspirational Talk and Call to Action by Dr. Eldon Weiner, CO BT Well hello there Scientologist! With spring just around the corner it’s time to do our annual spring cleaning. We […]
The Tritium Kitty Kat
It was midnight at the Tritium Kitty Kat, an old bar on the outskirts of Roswell, New Mexico. A thunderstorm was rolling across the wide open desert. One agent cane in through […]
Church of Scientology to Replace Russia in G8
Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman today announced planetary-changing news in the Grand Hall of Exact Data. “Party comrades, I am pleased to inform you that the Church of Scientology has been selected to […]
David Miscavige’s Personal Astrologer Sees Bad Times Followed by Good Times
Captain David Miscavige’s personal Vedic astrologer Jyotisha-Vastu predicts, “hard times followed by good times” for the Church. “The entheta, lawsuits, Sea Org members blowing, and the statcrashes — it is all a […]
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