Kevin Trudeau gives you a secret special briefing that is almost as good as a special confidential IAS briefing. The only difference between Kevin Trudeau and the IAS is that Kevin is […]
Alert! Urgent! Office of Special Affairs Recruiting! Join NOW NOW NOW!
“All hands emergency: The Office of Special Affairs is on an urgent recruit cycle to bring some new bodies into the most badly overworked area in the Church.” “We’ve entered an entirely […]
Try Scientology For 30 Days Free in Your Own Home!
Hello, my name is Kevin Trudeau and I want to introduce you to the most exciting space-age religion out there today and, yes, I’m talking about Scientology! Scientology is so good they […]
Attack the Attacker!
HUBBARD COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE Saint Hill Manor, East Grinstead, Sussex. HCO POLICY LEITER OF 15 FEBRUARY 1966 HCO Dir LRH Comm ATTACKS ON SCIENTOLOGY Remimeo Exec Sec Hats HCO Sec Hat Legal Officer […]
Global Fair Game Emergency Declared by Captain Miscavige!
“Due to extreme suppression of unprecedented magnitudes, Captain David Miscavige has declared a Global Fair Game Emergency,” exclaimed Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “What this means,” Delusion emphasized, “is that ‘top-of-the-bridge make-it-go-right kamikaze‘ […]
Chairman Miscavige Releases Heroic Documentary of His Conquest Over SP’s!
Chairman Miscavige today released his long-awaited $250,000,000 documentary. 92 hours in length and filmed in Panavision, this ecclesiastical extravaganza has a monumental title: The Glorious Technical Revolution of the Golden Age of […]
Not Sea Org Slaves Anymore!
Hello, We worked for David Miscavige and the Church of Scientology for many years. We signed billion year contracts but were given no benefits, no minimum wage, etc. If we got sick […]
The Church of Scientology’s Solution to the Unemployment Problem
“Our beloved Chairman David Miscavige has announced a bold new initiative to end the unemployment problem,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “The answer is to join the Sea Org.” “The […]
Ask Chairman Dave…
Please post your questions to Chairman Dave and we in RTC will reply on behalf of our glorious leader.
COB RTC Birthday Police Are Coming to Your Org!
COB’s birthday happens on April 30 and he expects heroic and monumental birthday gifts. Accordingly, the ultra-elite COB RTC Birthday Police will be fanning out to all Orgs beginning this weekend to […]
