As reported today by Psych journalist Tony Ortega today, Church of Scientology International Justice Chief Mike Ellis weighs 315 pounds. Ellis has an earache, bronchitis, high blood pressure, and heart problems. The […]
The full-page ads failed miserably. Why? We in RTC conducted brutal all-night sec checks on OSA personnel and have obtained the following confession. We are making this confession public for all members […]
Speaking from deep within the Top Secret Scientology Galactic War Room in Trementina, New Mexico, Fleet Admiral David Miscavige today declared a Cosmic Emergency. “The menace posed to Scientology organizations by Alex […]
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion told reporters today that “slovenly rogue elements” in the Church’s Office of Special Affairs were to blame for two pizza delivery agents being stiffed on the […]
The Principality of Drinkwater Island is issuing Diplomatic Credentials to global ecclesiastical and religious leaders. This free service is provided to help global ecclesiastical and religious leaders in their vital and planetary-changing […]
We in RTC have ordered the CSI Office of Special Affairs Legal and their wog attorneys to create a new CSI Services Contract for 2105. All IAS Parishioners in good standing must […]
31 December 2014 From: COB RTC David Miscavige, G.E.D. To: Lionel Drinkwater @ Drinkwater Island Dear Mr. Drinkwater, I am in receipt of your letter requesting a copy of my passport in […]
International tycoon, financier, and man-of-mystery Lionel Drinkwater sat in his palatial office overlooking the verdant lagoon on the legendary Drinkwater Island, a small sovereign island nation founded by his Grandfather. Known for […]
Church of Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un today issued a joint global Christmas statement calling for a greater acceptance and tolerance of totalitarian regimes. “The […]
“North Korea’s success in confronting and shattering a suppressive movie by Sony was extremely impressive,” declared Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “And that is why we in the Church of Scientology have hired […]
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