We in the Church of Scientology have been informed by our wog lawyers that celebrity Mike Rowe has joined forces with the Psychs by openly and publicly supporting Spanky Taylor. Per Scientol0gy […]
“This so-called SNL ‘parody’ is yet another Psych-funded Black PR attack upon the Scientology religion,” declared Church spokesman Ken Delusion. Speaking with more than his usual degree of outrage, hostility, and bitterness, […]
The Church of Scientology’s luxury motor vessel Freewinds is the site of the special OT Hollow Earth Convention. Featuring New OTVIII Mr. Tom Cruise, the OT Hollow Earth convention answers very specific […]
A big OTVIIIisGrrr8! shout out to the IAF Team and Livia Scott!
“The time is now people,” said Thetan Commander Tom Cruise of Scientology Zeta RTC Corps VIII. “Scientology is under attack by the Marcabian Implanter Forces of A&E and its Scientology and the […]
Paramedics were called today when the Church of Scientology experienced a massive panic attack brought on by the imminent broadcast of HBO’s Going Clear. “The rageaholic 65-year-old cult had been slinging mud […]
The Terror-Rama Dome theater in Hollywood is showing the Psych-Funded HBO film Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief. “Captain David Miscavige has ordered all 1,200,000,000 Scientologists in the Los Angeles […]
We in the Church of Scientology are under attack by the amassed global forces of planetary suppression. Captain David Miscavige is in his RTC War Room handling the dire threat posed by […]
OTVIIIisGrrr8! 