We in RTC Legal are hereby advising the Los Angeles Superior Court (and all courts) that DAVID MISCAVIGE is a legal fiction. As the executor of the estate of the legal fiction […]
Secret Details of the Recent OSA Conspiracy Congress Meeting
“Scientology needs a new and better central conspiracy theory!” exclaimed Cult Leader Miscavige. “Our current story of Xenu capturing everyone, throwing them into volcanoes, and nuking them can’t possibly compete with the […]
Secret RTC Memo. Burn After Reading
SECRET RTC MEMO. BURN AFTER READING Radar Online has come perilously close to exposing Scientology’s secret underground “Inner Earth” tunnel system that crisscrosses the USA. Our underground bases, complexes, prisons, warehouses, U-Boat […]
Scientology Leader David Miscavige Gets Rid of His Toupee, Cosmetics, and Everything Else That is Fake
Scientology leader David Miscavige today declared today that he was done living a lie. “I’m getting rid of everything that’s not real: My toupee, corset, cosmetics, and everything else. What you see […]
Why David Miscavige Can’t Be Served with Legal Papers
Lawsuits Against David Miscavige & the Church of Scientology
Church of Scientology Creates Pedanon to Treat Pedophiles
The Church of Scientology announced today it is creating Pedanon, a special program to treat pedophiles and other sex offenders by using a sauna and megadoses of niacin to run out the […]
David Miscavige Narrowly Escapes the Service of Subpoena!
Thanks to the RTC Flying Car hidden in the bushes near the Hubbard College of Administration, Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige was able to escape the service of subpoena. “They’ll never serve […]
Tom Cruise: Lost in Space — Part 1
Scientology OT VIII Tom Cruise was strapped into the super-secret RTC TR3-B hypersonic spaceplane. He had been scrambled aloft following yet another Marcabian incursion into the air space above Flag Land Base. […]
Professional Carnival Worker and Scientologist Joy Villa Takes on the Fake News Media!
Professional carnival worker and Scientologist Joy Villa took on the fake news media. The fake news media routinely attacks Scientology with fake shows and fake stories. The fake news media was fully […]
