We in RTC don’t understand you stupid wogs. You blather on and on and on about how our Mr. David Miscavige is a sadistic and greedy monster, a vain sociopath concerned only […]
Where is Shellly Miscavige?
The Church of Scientology Does Not Practice Disconnection!
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today categorically denied the recent series of wild-eyed allegations that the Church of Scientology practices Disconnection. “The Church’s categorical denial of Disconnection is particularly true of […]
Clearwater, Florida is Sinking into the Gulf of Mexico at an Alarming Rate!
The City of Clearwater is sinking into the ocean due to the massive weight of Scientology’s expansion.
The Caper in Cannes!
Sometimes we in the Church of Scientology have to take time off from the urgency of Planetary Clearing to handle some bare-knuckle business that, while not pretty, needs to be done for […]
All Scientologists Ordered to See Will Smith’s “After Earth” 10X This Weekend!
Speaking from the Scientology One News Bureaux in Hollywood, Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that COB RTC David Miscavige has ordered all 3.2 billion members of the Church of […]
Psychotic SP Film Critics Attack Will Smith’s New Film “After Earth”
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today decried the psychotic SP film critics who are savaging Scientologist Will Smith’s new film After Earth. “The massively negative reviews are happening only because Will […]
Catholic Exorcist Has Sent 160,000 Demons Back to Hell — The Church of Scientology Can Do Much Better Than That!
The top exorcist in the Catholic Church — who himself looks like a hobbit, a demon, or a gnome — is trumpeting the fact that he has sent 160,000 demons back to […]
Another Criminal Blog: Scientology Celebrities & Human Rights!
We in RTC know and see everything. We have had OSA monitoring yet another criminal SP blog on the hate-filled internet. This latest hater blog is called Scientology Celebrities & Human Rights. […]
An Accolade to David Miscavige!
We in RTC greet you in the name of David Miscavige, the beneficent and merciful and the fountainhead of all wisdom and goodness in this universe and all universes forever and ever […]
IAS Member Jodi Arias: Winning at Celebrity Centre!
We in RTC are pleased to report that Scientologist and IAS member Jodi Arias has just debugged her entire case thanks to flubless Celebrity Centre auditing. Living in a guest home provided […]
