Drilling on the perceptics of smell and taste on Super Power is accomplished through the use of a large and modern self serve yogurt emporium. This well equipped facility includes a lounge, […]
Church of Scientology Prepares to Launch Super Power and GAT II
Talk about Excitement! There is literally electricity in the air here at Flag Land Base as we prepare to implant blow people fifty feet out of their heads! We in RTC have […]
DAVID MISCAVIGE ORDERS: “#@&^* PICK UP THE PHONE WHEN WE CALL YOU FOR GAT II AND SUPER POWER!”
COB RTC David Miscavige is furious with Scientology parishioners for refusing to pick up their phones when Flag or their local Org calls them to confirm their attendance at the most important […]
Church of Scientology Now Selling Money Saving SP Declares!
Secret RTC studies have shown that 93% of Scientologists who reach OT VII are declared SP’s within three years of reaching this exalted state. This is a shocking datum! When surveyed, fully […]
New Scientology E-Meter Features Tube Technology
The new Mark CV E-Meter will be released this weekend at Flag Land Base by COB RTC David Miscavige. “The big reveal,” said Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion, “is that the […]
New RTC Ecclesiastical Ruling: IAS Patron Status and Bridge Progress Invalid at Death
In a new ecclesiastical ruling handed down today from the Church of Scientology’s spiritual headquarters in Hemet, His Holiness Pope Miscavige, the leader of the Scientology religion, decreed that a Scientologist’s IAS […]
Wogs, SP’s, and Scientology Haters: You are NOT WELCOME Inside COB’s Ecclesiastical Pavilion!
We in RTC wish to make it clear that wogs, SP’s, and Scientology haters are NOT WELCOME inside COB’s new Ecclesiastical Pavilion at Flag Land Base. Only the beautiful people, only true […]
David Miscavige’s Personal Astrologer Advises Aluminium Shield for the Tent at Flag Land Base
COB RTC David Miscavige’s personal Vedic astrologer Jyotisha-Vastu advised COB several months ago to seal his giant circus tent against “Suppression Waves” coming in from the wog internet. “Jyotisha-Vastu had a vision, […]
We in RTC to Mike Rinder: You Can’t “Schedule” Historical World Changing Events!
Mike Rinder is a bitter defrocked apostate who use to work for the Church of Scientology. We in RTC don’t know what Mr. Rinder did for the Church as we have nothing, […]
Church of Scientology to Launch of Super Power & GAT II via Skype
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that the Church will create history when it becomes the first major religion to globally launch new religious technology via Skype. “This will be […]
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