“Recent surveys performed by an outside firm have shown that the Church of Scientology is perceived as being unfriendly and strange by fully 92% of the raw meat wog public,” stated Comrade […]
“A newly released study authoritatively concludes that the Church of Scientology’s seemingly endless problems are caused by fracking,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Funded by the Citizen’s Commission on Human Rights, this […]
The classic February 2008 YT handling of Anonymous by Ruthie “I’m not a Scientologist but I would never attack anyone’s religion” Heyerdahl. We in OSA still show this video in our top […]
How to get a convinced Scientologist on the road to donating more to the IAS! Stable Datum: All members of the Church of Scientology have a button on self importance, particularly OT’s […]
Due to the BILLIONS of people clamoring for more Scientology events, the Church of Scientology will increase its number of annual events, this according to Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “The Church presently […]
Led by Patron Triple Scoop, Diamond Laureate Excelsius IAS, and New OTVIII William “Big Billy” Parks, the Long Island OT Committee is at the epicenter of Scientology Planetary Expansion. “As you can […]
“The Church of Scientology’s new ad campaign for Fall 2014 is based upon a popular internet meme,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion announced during his daily press briefing at the Scientology One News […]
“The MV Freewinds has run out of fuel, electrical power, and food somewhere between Aruba and Cartagena,” reported Commander Ken Delusion of the Scientology Maritime Bureaux. “The ship is now drifting aimlessly […]
We in RTC were shocked to learn of a criminal Psych group using the name of “Narconon” in order to sell a bogus “Scientology-based” drug treatment program. To put it bluntly, OSA […]
At the request of Jimmy3 on the Underground Bunker, we in RTC are making COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige available to answer all of your questions. Please ask Mr. Miscavige anything.
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