We in RTC wish to emphatically make it clear that OT VII Tom Cruise will not be leaving the Church of Scientology to win back whatshername Katie Holmes.The divorce happened and Tom […]
Are you a wealthy, hideous, lonely narcissistic man who wants an obedient trophy wife? If so, we in the Church of Scientology can make your dreams come true with our new Wife […]
We in RTC have declared as OFF LIMITS the new book by bitter defrocked apostate Mark Rathbun. This book is in the same league as the movie of The Exorcist, which we […]
Due to the sharp decrease in Sea Org recruitment in the West, we in RTC have arranged for the purchase of children from North Korea. These children will be placed into the […]
We in RTC are pleased to announce the mass arrests of 10,000 Suppressive Persons in an SP Dragnet conducted early this morning by OSA security forces. Those arrested were summarily found guilty […]
Should you be detained, questioned, handcuffed, or arrested by a Scientology OT you must obey all lawful orders given as we in Scientology are the authorities. Cooperation with Scientology authorities and a full admission of your crimes is in your best interest.