“There are so many false and misleading advertisements these days that consumers don’t what is true and what is a lie,” declared noted internet researcher and consumer advocate Dr. Frank Wonderman. Wonderman, […]
Wogs, SP’s, and Scientology Haters: You are NOT WELCOME Inside COB’s Ecclesiastical Pavilion!
We in RTC wish to make it clear that wogs, SP’s, and Scientology haters are NOT WELCOME inside COB’s new Ecclesiastical Pavilion at Flag Land Base. Only the beautiful people, only true […]
Church of Scientology to Launch of Super Power & GAT II via Skype
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that the Church will create history when it becomes the first major religion to globally launch new religious technology via Skype. “This will be […]
David Miscavige and We in RTC “SHOCKED” by Church of Scientology Behavior!
Mr. David Miscavige and we in RTC were shocked, SHOCKED we say, to read of the Church of Scientology candidly admitting to such a wildly outlandish and stupid undertaking as the Squirrel […]
Scientology Leader David Miscavige Declares France a Suppressive Nation!
We in RTC received the news that the Wog High Court of France has found the Church of Scientology guilty of fraud. We were not surprised as France is quite insane and […]
Church of Scientology to Tear Down New Flag Building
We in RTC wish to assure the general public that COB RTC David Miscavige is firmly in charge of the Church of Scientology and has a definite plan for Planetary Clearing. These […]
MoneyGrabber by Fitz and the Tantrums
Don’t come back anytime I’ve already had your kind. This is your pay back, money grabber. Don’t come back anytime, you’ve already run me dry. This is your pay back, money grabber. […]
Church of Scientology Now Selling Sea Org Ranks!
While the IAS has sold faux-knighthoods in the past few years, this has failed to raise any real money. Whereupon, based upon actual survey, it has become evident to we in RTC […]
Church of Scientology News: Burlwood Pen Burglarly!
Dr. Eldon Weiner of Freedom Magazine today revealed details of yesterday’s shocking burglary wherein 39,000 RTC burlwood pens were stolen from a Church of Scientology warehouse in Los Angeles. “The thieves ignored […]
Nation of Islam Scientologists Warn: Beware of the So-Called Jew!
COB RTC David Miscavige is pleased to promote the anti-Semitic musical stylings of his fellow Scientologists in the Nation of Islam. This song is well worth the listen to as it shows […]
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