Actress Elisabeth Moss Joins Scientology’s Elite “Fuck You” Club COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has determined that celebrities pose too many risks to Scientology. Therefore, COB decrees the following: 1. Thanks to […]
RTC Secret Memo: Celebrities
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige Hails Fake STAND Member Program as a Complete Success
“COB today congratulated Scientology phony PR front group STAND for reaching a milestone of 10,000 fake members,” Ken Delusion announced. “These mocked up Scientologists now outnumber real Scientologists,” Delusion noted. “Which goes […]
Kim Jong-un Attains State of Clear in Scientology!
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has just reached the State of Clear at Scientology’s Pyongyang Ideal Org. “I’m so happy to have finally reached the State Clear! I’ve eradicated my reactive mind […]
Scientology STAND Members Attack SP’s!
Finally folks, let’s have a big hand for our STAND members, both fake and real, as well as COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige! VGI’s all around for sticking it to the SP’s!
Church of Scientology Leader David Miscavige Made the Butt of Jokes!
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige was called the “big cheese” by the unfunny joker & degrader Conan O’Brien. Scientologists — both real and Stock Photo Scientologists — have protested to Conan O’Brien: […]
The Church of Stock Photo Scientologists
The Church of Stock Photo Scientologists (CSPS) is a church within the ecclesiastical hierarchy of the churches of Scientology. The CSPS exists to ensure that the Church of Scientology never has less […]
The Church of Scientology: Reality Television at its Fake Worst!
“You want reality television?”asked disaffected OTV Don Newland, a bitter and nearly-bankrupt man who doesn’t give a shit if he’s declared an SP. “Well the Church of Scientology is reality television at […]
Steve Bannon Hired to Run Scientology’s Freedom Magazine
“Bitter defrocked White House strategist Steve Bannon today joined COB RTC David Miscavige’s senior management team,” announced Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “Mr. Bannon joins former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci who […]
Scientology is a Workable Technology.
Scientology on Lockdown as Hurricane Leah Approaches
Scientology is on lockdown as Hurricane Leah makes landfall tonight on A&E. Scientology and the Aftermath.
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