A guest column by Dr. Frank Wonderman, Executive Director of Parishioner Interrogation & Surveillance Services The recent 1,000+ parishioner interrogations, or sec checks, my department has conducted revealed a shocking fact: Fully […]
Now it can be revealed: Scientology’s attorney Monique Yingling is the love child of L. Ron Hubbard and Leona Helmsley. Now it all makes sense. Now we know why Monique is the […]
Not really. We’re just using clickbait to lure you here for a free ARC break repair session at Flag. Our stat is “recover people back on the Bridge.” We need to recover […]
The movie opens with Sam the Scientologist, played by Tom Cruise, being ejected bodily from a saloon and hurled onto the dirty streets of Wogtown: Scene 2: The bad guy “Imonda Internet” […]
We in Scientology wish you a glorious and unenturbulated New Year free of Psychiatric oppression by the Marcabs and other hostile alien races!
And now as we prepare to turn another page on eternity, let us look back on what we in the Church of Scientology did in 2016. We almost finished the fundraise on […]
So you thought you could celebrate Christmas without we in Scientology finding out? Well you were wrong! And you will not be released from Scientology interrogation until you give us a full […]
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