The Church of Scientology’s brand new front porch to infinity, the same porch just celebrated by COB RTC David Miscavige at the New Year’s Eve event, was flooded today by severe El […]
Scientology’s Front Porch to Infinity Flooded by El Nino Storms
Going Clear Wins Three Emmy’s; We in the Church of Scientology Are Very Bitter
“The Alex Gibney HBO documentary Going Clear has just won three Emmy’s,” announced Church spokesman Karin Pouw. “We in the Church of Scientology are very bitter at this gross injustice. This proves […]
Mike Rowe Declared a “Looming Threat” to the Church of Scientology
We in the Church of Scientology have been informed by our wog lawyers that celebrity Mike Rowe has joined forces with the Psychs by openly and publicly supporting Spanky Taylor. Per Scientol0gy […]
Church of Scientology to Purchase Los Angeles Clippers as Birthday Gift for David Miscavige
“The Church of Scientology has reached a deal with Donald Sterling to purchase the Los Angeles Clippers as a birthday gift for Church leader David Miscavige,” announced Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “While […]
The Shrinking Cult of Scientology? We in RTC Think Not!
Former Church member Tiziano Lugli has just released a video on Tony’s Ortega’s blog. We in RTC deny the premise of this video that the Church of Scientology is an unhappy, controlling, […]
The Caper in Cannes!
Sometimes we in the Church of Scientology have to take time off from the urgency of Planetary Clearing to handle some bare-knuckle business that, while not pretty, needs to be done for […]
The Golden Age of Ideal Tents!
An exciting new mega tent is arriving Flag! While the shore story has been that the mega tent is designed to handle the massive overflow crowds that pack the Fort Harrison, the […]
The Church of Scientology and Our Policy of Lying
We in the Church of Scientology are frequently and constantly reviled and attacked for lying to the media, our critics, law enforcement, and even our own members. What the media, the public, […]
SPs ‘r’ US Facebook Group Formally Declared an Illegal Criminal Assembly by the Church of Scientology!
Acting in his official capacity as the ecclesiastical leader of the Scientology religion, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige today declared the Scientology hater Facebook group SPs ‘r’ US an Illegal Criminal Assembly. […]
Celebrity Centre: CO Dave Petit and Toilet Tech
As Commanding Officer of Celebrity Centre International (CO CCI), Mr. Dave Petit has enormous responsibilities. It goes without saying that Mr. Petit does not have even 1/1000th of the responsibilities of COB […]
