COB RTC David Miscavige & Mr. Danny Masterson to headline at the Winning with Scientology Seminar at Celebrity Centre! Seats are limited. Book your tickets now. Event to be held in the […]
Winning with Scientology
Reverend David Miscavige Voted “Best Religious Leader in the World”for 27th Consecutive Year!
“The World Holiness Ordained Religious Educators Society has unanimously voted the Reverend David Miscavige the “Best Religious Leader in the World” for the 27th consecutive year in a row,” declared Church of […]
Scientology’s Front Porch to Infinity Flooded by El Nino Storms
The Church of Scientology’s brand new front porch to infinity, the same porch just celebrated by COB RTC David Miscavige at the New Year’s Eve event, was flooded today by severe El […]
Going Clear Wins Three Emmy’s; We in the Church of Scientology Are Very Bitter
“The Alex Gibney HBO documentary Going Clear has just won three Emmy’s,” announced Church spokesman Karin Pouw. “We in the Church of Scientology are very bitter at this gross injustice. This proves […]
Mike Rowe Declared a “Looming Threat” to the Church of Scientology
We in the Church of Scientology have been informed by our wog lawyers that celebrity Mike Rowe has joined forces with the Psychs by openly and publicly supporting Spanky Taylor. Per Scientol0gy […]
Church of Scientology to Purchase Los Angeles Clippers as Birthday Gift for David Miscavige
“The Church of Scientology has reached a deal with Donald Sterling to purchase the Los Angeles Clippers as a birthday gift for Church leader David Miscavige,” announced Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “While […]
The Shrinking Cult of Scientology? We in RTC Think Not!
Former Church member Tiziano Lugli has just released a video on Tony’s Ortega’s blog. We in RTC deny the premise of this video that the Church of Scientology is an unhappy, controlling, […]
