RTC Secret Memo: Celebrities
Actress Elisabeth Moss Joins Scientology’s Elite “Fuck You” Club COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has determined that celebrities pose too many risks to Scientology. Therefore, COB decrees the following: 1. Thanks to […]
Scientology OT7 Richard “Big Dick” Bongo warns SP’s to Shut the Hell Up!
Scientologist OT7 Richard “Big Dick” Bongo warns SP’s to shut the hell up and stop talking about Scientology and the Aftermath or he will make them shut up! “I’m goddamn sick and […]
An OT8 Success Story in Fighting Entheta!
By Debbie Duncan-Donitz, OTVIII I was recently shopping at my neighborhood department store when I saw piles of a certain celebrity magazine at each checkout stand that featured a former Scientology actress […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige Hails Fake STAND Member Program as a Complete Success
“COB today congratulated Scientology phony PR front group STAND for reaching a milestone of 10,000 fake members,” Ken Delusion announced. “These mocked up Scientologists now outnumber real Scientologists,” Delusion noted. “Which goes […]
Kim Jong-un Attains State of Clear in Scientology!
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has just reached the State of Clear at Scientology’s Pyongyang Ideal Org. “I’m so happy to have finally reached the State Clear! I’ve eradicated my reactive mind […]
Scientologist Charles Manson
The Horror!
Having returned home unexpectedly early from a business trip, New OVIII Juanita Romero walked into her bedroom that night and caught her husband Roberto watching… Scientology and the Aftermath!
Scientology STAND Members Attack SP’s!
Finally folks, let’s have a big hand for our STAND members, both fake and real, as well as COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige! VGI’s all around for sticking it to the SP’s!
Church of Scientology Leader David Miscavige Made the Butt of Jokes!
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige was called the “big cheese” by the unfunny joker & degrader Conan O’Brien. Scientologists — both real and Stock Photo Scientologists — have protested to Conan O’Brien: […]
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