Scientology spokesman & cyber-fascist Marty Rathbun is butthurt & enturbulated. He is fuming mad that you SP’s have freedom of speech! How dare you! How dare you SP’s and your so-called books, […]
Butthurt & Enturbulated in Scientology
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Fleet Admiral Rathbun on Fake News
“So get this bit of cute fake news the media uses to troll Scientology: Sure, the Guardian’s Office decapitated a few dozen people 35 years ago but that’s old news. I purged […]
New Church of Scientology Spokesman Marty Rathbun Denies Everything
New Church of Scientology spokesman Marty Rathbun denies everything. This new Scientology all purpose denial — “it never happened” — is now official Church doctrine. It never happened. Never happened.
Newly Rehabilitated Scientology Executive Announces Major Policy Change
“We in the Church of Scientology are announcing a major policy change,” declared newly rehabilitated Church executive Marty Rathbun who was in no way paid off, bribed, or cut a deal. Acting […]
Marty Explains the ASC
Scientology Media Productions new show “The Troika” smashes all Scientology broadcasting records!
Scientology Media Productions’ new show The Troika breaks all Scientology broadcasting records by averaging 1200 views per episode. “With an investment of $100,000,000 in SMP’s facilities, the 22 episodes of The Troika […]
Scientology Targeting Children
“With Sea Org recruitment at an all time low, we in Scientology have decided to target children,” announced Ken Delusion. “We’re using colorful clown vending machines at toy stores, ice cream parlors, […]
Scientology Media Productions New Show: Painting With Marty!
LRH: The Ultimate Spy
Although he spoke no French or German and had been relieved of command of two small US Navy ships due to insubordination and incompetence, the evidence incontrovertibly proves that General Eisenhower, Commander […]
New Senior Management Team Appointed at Flag
The New Flag Management Team L – R: Nigel Fremont; Dr. Stanley H. D. Dumont; Chester Hillsborough; David Vickers Captain David Miscavige has appointed a tough new and aggressive non-Scientology Senior Management […]
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