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“In a desperate and clutching last-ditch attempt to recruit new members, the Church of Scientology today announced that it would be opening 1,000 McDonald’s franchises in key cities across the world,” announced […]
Scientology spokesman & cyber-fascist Marty Rathbun is butthurt & enturbulated. He is fuming mad that you SP’s have freedom of speech! How dare you! How dare you SP’s and your so-called books, […]
“So get this bit of cute fake news the media uses to troll Scientology: Sure, the Guardian’s Office decapitated a few dozen people 35 years ago but that’s old news. I purged […]
New Church of Scientology spokesman Marty Rathbun denies everything. This new Scientology all purpose denial — “it never happened” — is now official Church doctrine. It never happened. Never happened.
“We in the Church of Scientology are announcing a major policy change,” declared newly rehabilitated Church executive Marty Rathbun who was in no way paid off, bribed, or cut a deal. Acting […]
Scientology Media Productions’ new show The Troika breaks all Scientology broadcasting records by averaging 1200 views per episode. “With an investment of $100,000,000 in SMP’s facilities, the 22 episodes of The Troika […]
“With Sea Org recruitment at an all time low, we in Scientology have decided to target children,” announced Ken Delusion. “We’re using colorful clown vending machines at toy stores, ice cream parlors, […]
Although he spoke no French or German and had been relieved of command of two small US Navy ships due to insubordination and incompetence, the evidence incontrovertibly proves that General Eisenhower, Commander […]
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