Tom Cruise recently had a thought that he wanted to quit Scientology. Tom confided this thought to a so-called friend who immediately leaked the story to the wog media as we see […]
Mr. L. Ron Hubbard, Founder of Dianetics and Scientology, teleported in from T2 for the grand opening of the Central Ohio Ideal Org. Mr. Hubbard wowed the audience with an update on […]
Encouraged by the ways in which Scientology has helped Nation of Islam members become better Muslims, the Aryan Brotherhood today announced that its members have begun Dianetics and Scientology courses in the […]
“It was freak accident,” declared Ken Delusion. “Mr. Miscavige’s right wrist and forearm became entangled in the helium balloons when they were released. The bantamweight Mr. Miscavige was suddenly swept heavenward by […]
“While cresting the edge of the Gale crater on Mars, NASA’s Curiosity rover was suddenly presented with a stunning view of an ancient and deserted Cult temple on Mars!,” announced NASA astroarcheologist […]
Do you have what it takes to be the fourth Mrs. Tom Cruise? Open enrollment for Tom Cruise wife auditions runs through December 2019. Please send photos and your all-important incisor teeth […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige had just been introduced to the crowd. Suddenly, the Joker walked onstage and began to tell the assembled Scientologists that the Church of Scientology was a bad […]
We in RTC Legal are hereby advising the Los Angeles Superior Court (and all courts) that DAVID MISCAVIGE is a legal fiction. As the executor of the estate of the legal fiction […]
Due to Scientology’s International Landlord Office forgetting to renew the annual maintenance contract, the eternal battery failed on Xenu’s electronic mountain prison. The force field having collapsed, Xenu fled incarceration, stole a […]
We at Freedom Magazine denounce Superman as a bigot and a hater. He talks “All American” and “religious tolerance” in his PR, but then attacks the Scientology religion! Superman’s friends at the […]
