David Miscavige Goes Swimming in New Int Base Pool
Social Media Bigots Mistake Scientology Beekeepers on the Freewinds for Hazmat Team
“The Scientology Beekeepers Convention on the Freewinds was held in Aruba last week on the ship,” explained Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Some nosy wog on a nearby cruise ship filmed the Scientology […]
1954: L. Ron Hubbard Invents the Laser
L. Ron Hubbard. The Chromosphere Lectures, 1959: Back in the day, the Hubbard Association of Scientologists in Phoenix, we were selling light years by the box to cure cancer and whatnot. Stuff […]
Logging Into Disqus to Read Tony Ortega’s Underground Bunker
Scientologist OT Desiree Ponds Delivers Her Impassioned Message Against Vaccines
Can You Be a Scientologist and a Pentecostal Snake Handler?
Can you be a Scientologist and a Pentecostal snake-handler? The answer is a definite “yes” according to Scientology leader Captain David Miscavige. “We in Scientology welcome Pentecostal snake-handlers and members of all […]
Narconon’s New 12 Step Program Announced by Pope David Miscavige
“Scientology religious leader COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige signed into ecclesiastical law his newly-conceived and simplified 12 step program for Scientology’s Narconon drug treatment centers: 1. Collect $35,000 per drug addict entering […]
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Jay Spina’s Prison Journal – Page 1
Introduction: Jay and Jeff Spina are Scientologists and OTVIII’s. The brothers are both chiropractors. Due to what we in Scientology are certain was a regrettable bookkeeping error, the Spina brothers, along with […]
Didn’t Go Clear this Lifetime? Donate to the “I’m Going Clear in My Next Lifetime” Club!
“Tens of millions of now older Scientologists never attained the State of Clear in this lifetime,” declared Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “There were many barriers to attaining Clear,” Delusion noted. “Suppression, money, […]
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