The New Internet Only Freedom for Clears Rundown!
Scientology Matters
A man dressed in a gorilla outfit and wearing a t-shirt that read “Scientology Matters” ran onto the field during Sunday’s NFL game between the Bears and the Lions. Tackled by security […]
The Release of OTIX and OTX Announced!
“And now you know the rest of the story.” explained Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Project Mouse Table was needed for COB to actually write down the numbers involved in OTIX and OTX, […]
We in Scientology Don’t Know Nuthin’
“We in the Choich ah Scientology don’t know nuthin’ bout no computer hacking.” “We are upstandin’ citizens Senator.” “It’s just by some weird coincidence that this gumshoe — and we never herda this […]
Scientology Gothic
We in the Church of Scientology are calling for an end to the madness of the internet and its incessant attacks upon religion, decency, and morality. We in Scientology long for a […]
Freedom Magazine Special Report on COB RTC David Miscavige.
Confidential: Draft of Freedom Magazine press release — Show only to parishioners in closed-door bonded briefings at Orgs. Bond is $150,000 on this one! We in RTC have learned that a police […]
Terror-Rama Dome in Hollywood Showing Psych-Funded Hate Film!
The Terror-Rama Dome theater in Hollywood is showing the Psych-Funded HBO film Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief. “Captain David Miscavige has ordered all 1,200,000,000 Scientologists in the Los Angeles […]
Why Scientology Costs So Much Money
“We in the Church of Scientology wish to point out that planets don’t clear themselves,” declared Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Clearing costs money as do Ideal Orgs, dissemination centers, hyperbaric implanting chambers, […]
New Multipurpose IAS Status Trophy Announced
IAS Patron Immortalius Blovicon and pharmaceutical billionaire Dob Ruggin’s mansion was becoming overcrowded by his hundreds of IAS status trophies. “I was practically tripping over the darned things!” chuckled Dob at a […]
Ask COB Anything
Time once again for one of our favorite features: Ask COB Anything! We in RTC are engaging in this unusual solution in order to out create the 500,000+ views (and climbing) YT […]
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