“Captain David Miscavige is inviting you to drop by your nearest Ideal Org to experience the new Sec Check Lite!” enthused Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Designed by RTC to handle your crimes […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Finds the Lost Tech of Arbitration!
In an ecclesiastical miracle for the ages, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has just found the LOST TECH OF ARBITRATION. Written by the Founder in 1982, this lost tech proves that arbitration […]
This Is a Test of the SP Broadcasting System
There is nothing wrong with your internets. This is only a test of the SP Broadcasting System. Do not attempt to adjust the entheta. We are controlling transmission. If we wish […]
OT Success Story
OT SUCCESS STORY “One day I was accused of beating numerous members of an unincorporated religious order. “However, this couldn’t possibly be true because this religious order doesn’t legally exist and therefore […]
Church of Scientology — Free Personality Test!
The Scientology E-Metermobile Is Coming to Your City!
“The Church of Scientology E-Metermobile is coming to your city soon!” enthused Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Captain Miscavige and OT Tom Cruise will kickoff the 200 city E-Metermobile Scientology Goodwill Ambassador tour […]
The IA$ Good Luck Money Necklace
“COB RTC David Miscavige always wears the IA$ Good Luck Money Necklace,” exclaimed Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion, “and so do the rest of we in RTC!” “The IA$ Good Luck Money Necklace […]
A Googleplexion of New Scientologists!
Wog mathematician Dr. Stan Sharp had been hired to consult on numbers, specifically Church of Scientology “stat” numbers. COB, you see, needed a new set of PR numbers to publish. As COB […]
We in the Church of Scientology Are Very Bitter!
“We in the Church of Scientology are very bitter about everything, about how unfair life is, and about how things have never quite gone our way.” And with those words Scientology leader […]
Church of Scientology Freedom Media & Ethics on Twitter: One Follower and Growing!
We at Freedom Media & Ethics are taking a resolute stand against the broadcasting and publishing of false information. We at Freedom Media & Ethics strongly believe, more or less, that free […]
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